I also did it a couple times when I worked at an Amazon warehouse 'cause I got to the point where I really wanted to die and that took the edge off. My hormones have been insane and I felt awkward being so turned on and talking to my coworkers with a straight face, so I did it to get it off my mind. It was fun, [I] felt weird and guilty afterwards though. I watch porn in the bathroom and do it Also snuck my girlfriend into that room and had sex with her during my shift. At first it was really scary, and that made it hard to get an erection.
In light of the news that something like 40 percent of people are beating off on the clock, we recently advised men who are thinking about joining the ranks to consider a few things before getting down to business. Then we heard from women who said they, too, masturbated at work, and wanted to tell their story. I first had a work wank when I was a disgruntled young temp, straight out of university and working minimum wage in hellish office environments for bastards.