If I have some spare time and want to relax, I usually spend it watching Netflix or doing a face mask. I like it on occasion, but I can happily do without. But when some science-y types recommended masturbation breaks at work — as in wanking in the office during work hours — as a way to improve focus and be a happier, better employee, I was intrigued. Maybe I was missing out on all the benefits masturbation could bring. Maybe a quick self-love sesh in the toilets could make me more creative, more efficient, and less full of despair and lethargy.
I also did it a couple times when I worked at an Amazon warehouse 'cause I got to the point where I really wanted to die and that took the edge off. My hormones have been insane and I felt awkward being so turned on and talking to my coworkers with a straight face, so I did it to get it off my mind. It was fun, [I] felt weird and guilty afterwards though. I watch porn in the bathroom and do it